MY NEW TRUCK RADIO
I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, 'A$$ Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the premier of Alberta, Ed Stelmach."
Damn, I love this truck......
Here's where I kick back a little,
exercise my freedom of speech and share what's on my mind.
Tuesday, 7 July 2009
Time for a laugh....
I recently received this email from a WAP member and felt it was worth sharing the laugh.....enjoy.
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Everyone already knows that the Wildrose Alliance is radical, extreme right wing, redneck, and far right. Now add petty to the list.
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ReplyDeleteYou can chant your erroneous belief all you like; meanwhile others are smart enough to dig deeper and realize your claims hold no validity.
July 8, 2009 1:45 PM
The Wildrose Alliance has no validity.
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